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South Park and the Stick of Truth Pre-Order Bonuses and Xbox Exclusive content

South Park: The Stick of Truth has a release date, March 5th 2013.  Along with that release date come new details and everyone’s favorite, pre-order bonuses.  If you pre-order the game you get access to the Good Time with Weapons pack.  Those familiar with the show should recognize that title as it refers to the episode in which the boys purchase ninja weapons.  You will be able to call upon Bulrog and use his Chicken attack to turn your enemies into…chickens.  You also get access to the Cartman’s Kick-Ass Sai weapon and the Samurai Costume.

Exclusive to the Xbox 360 version of the game is the Mysterion Superhero Pre-Order Pack, which gives you the superhero costume, Mysterion special attack, and the Dagger of Cthulhu.  But wait Xbox players, you’ll also have first access to the first three DLC packs before the Playstation 3 and PC players do.  If that wasn’t enough, the Xbox 360 version will have Kinect support where you can taunt and call out attacks.

So if you’re looking to get this game like I am, it may be beneficial to go ahead and place a 5 down at your retailer of choice.


Trailer, screens, pre-order specials, and new details galore.


From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™, available on March 5, 2013 on the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStation 3, and Windows PC.


But that’s not all!

THQ is happy to offer exclusive weapons and costumes when you preorder South Park: The Stick of Truth. The Good Times With Weapons Pack, based on one of the most popular South Park episodes of all time, includes destructive items no fourth-grade martial artist should be without. With the Bulrog Chicken Attack, summon the devastating ninja powers of Bulrog and turn your feeble enemies into chickens! BLAM! “Nya-nya-nya-nya-na naa!  Now you are a chicken!”

With Cartman’s Kick-Ass Sai, the ultimate weapon of destruction, penetrate even the most evil of villains!  Harness the fiery sting of the Sai to slash and cut your way through South Park!

Rounding out the Good Times With Weapons Pack is the Samurai Costume. Show off your brute muscle with this bad-ass getup, complete with samurai headgear, a super-sweet cape, and the toughest cardboard armor this side of Takagawa.  Suit up, and prepare to unleash the ultimate pwnage!

THQ and Microsoft are proud to announce Xbox 360 exclusive pre-order items for South Park: The Stick of Truth: The Mysterion Superhero Pack. With yourSuperhero Costume, suit-up as the next South Park superhero!  It’s the perfect disguise for fighting your mortal enemies and keeping South Park safe!

Also, harness the elusive power of Mysterion with the Mysterion Special Attack!  South Park’s protector unleashes a deadly combination of stealth and firepower — your enemies won’t know what hit them!

Finally, slash the darkness with the diabolical switchblade, the Dagger of Cthulhu!  It’s the same weapon used to stab and kill Mysterion in the twisted classic episode “Mysterion Rises.”  And now… the fate of the Cult of Cthulhu lies in your hands!

  • South Park DLC on Xbox 360 First

The first three downloadable episode packs for South Park: The Stick of Truth will be available first on Xbox 360. These episodes are standalone adventures featuring their own stories, taking you to places in South Park you’ve never been before.

  • South Park: Better With KinectTM for Xbox 360

Taunt your enemies, and launch attacks with your voice. Finally, for the first time in South Park history, you can call Cartman a “fat ass,” and he’ll respond.