Second update for comical Early Access roguelike Lucky Tower Ultimate is just named “Content”

Yesterday, Lucky Tower Ultimate inconspicuously released the second Early Access content update, called Content. Yep. That’s the name, and they’re sticking to it. New content includes: A new NPC called the Pipefitter that allows players to bring more items from across the tower and into the village, The Bard, who plays terrible music and offers a deadly quest, new traps, unique rooms, tower architecture, new Steam Achievements, and more.

Chosen by the community, for (and to spite) the community by way of voting, the “Content” Update contains this curated collection of characters and chaos:

A team of industrious sisters in the village that let you carry more tower items outside. Build chutes to use inside the tower to transport items to different segments in the same run. Convenient!

Complete the Bard’s calamitous quest that results in what could be considered a criminal activity, locate his corpse in the tower (found in new, random places every run) to find a new instrument or other useful item from his pockets. Creepy!

Inspired by one from the original Lucky Tower web game, a trap involving three doors with names above them. Choose one and choose carefully – this door closes behind you and you’ll face whatever is in it. It might be a harmless snail, a peasant companion, or a tough enemy. Choices!

With the Pipefitter’s arrival comes more visible piping, but it’s horrible. They shake, collapse, and can contain a range of materials ranging from corrosive to inconsequential. Crappy construction!

Exactly what it sounds like in a cartoon context. Clear and classic!