From Press Release:
New York City, NY – October 14, 2026 – We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all animals are created equal, that animals mark their territory, and that sometimes you just really, really need to go.
Today CMY2K announced Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE™, a colorful, chaotic asymmetric multiplayer arena stealth shooter and urination simulation, in which animals take to the streets to perform one of nature’s most basic acts while attempting to avoid the increasingly aggressive attention of the law.
Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE™ pits two teams of five against each other in frantic five-minute matches about the most ridiculous conflict known to civilization: people who desperately need to piss versus the local law who desperately want to stop them by shooting them dead.
On one side are the Pissers, forced by a catastrophic lack of public bathrooms to relieve themselves across the city while attempting to remain undetected. On the other are the Police, tasked with keeping the streets dry by identifying the perpetrators, building barricades, deploying traps and, when all else fails, straight-up shooting them.
You really need to piss. The cops say you can’t.
What are you going to do about it?
As a Pisser, your objective is simple: piss your way to one million Pee Points before the five-minute timer runs out. Find Points of Interest throughout the city, drop your pants and let nature take its course to claim territory and score points for your team. But the longer you’re caught with your pants down, the easier you are to identify, and the Police are armed.
Once you’ve finished streaming, pull up your pants and disappear into the crowd by mimicking NPC behavior. Walk naturally, act casual, and definitely don’t look like someone who just unloaded their entire bladder onto a municipal landmark.
You’ll need to refill your bladder, replace oversaturated pants, coordinate with your fellow Pissers, and navigate whatever roadblocks the Police put in your way if you’re going to hit that coveted one million Pee Points. Whatever you do: don’t get caught with your pants down.
In Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE™, public urination is a crime punishable by death.
Prefer your streets urine-free? Join the Police, because the city is counting on you. After all, who else is going to protect innocent civilians from the terrifying prospect of somebody unloading their bladder near them?
Identify Pissers hiding among NPCs, deploy traps and barricades, clean contaminated areas with hydrants, and use an arsenal of weapons and powerups to prevent the Pissers from reaching their million-point goal. You can even shoot them! Just make sure you’re shooting the right person. If you shoot too many innocent civilians, you have to do paperwork before you can get your gun back, yuck.
Pissers can hide in plain sight by impersonating law-abiding pedestrians, encouraging Police players to determine who is actually committing a crime before opening fire. Misidentify a suspect and that person you just killed might have simply been going about their day.
Who are you, the Pee Police? (Literally yes.)
Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE™ Features:
- The World’s First Urine-Based Asymmetric Multiplayer Stealth Shooter – Two teams, ten players, five minutes, one million Pee Points, and an absolutely unconscionable amount of urine.
- Pissers vs Police – Piss across the city as one of five Pissers or join five Police officers determined to keep the streets dry.
- Hide in Plain Sight – Pull up your pants and mimic NPC behavior to disappear into the crowd before the Police can figure out who just committed a terrible urinary crime.
- Spray and Pray – Claim Points of Interest with your stream, coordinate with teammates and race to reach one million Pee Points before time runs out.
- Protect and Deserve – Hunt Pissers, deploy barricades and traps, clean the streets and try very hard not to shoot innocent civilians. We know it’s rough out there.
- Five Minutes of Pure Piss Versus Police – Matches last five minutes, making it dangerously easy to say, “one more piss.”
- Become Piss Enemy Number One – Play matches, level up your public rank, earn achievements and unlock new cosmetic skins so you can look your best while committing or protecting the public from urinary crimes.
Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE™ is coming to PC via Steam, and is on Bluesky, TikTok, Twitter/X, YouTube, Instagram, and also has an official Discord. For more on the game, check out the CMY2K website, follow them on Bluesky, TikTok, Twitter/X, and YouTube.
About CMY2K
CMY2K is an indie games studio that makes weird games that people actually want to play.
Founded by Game Director Sydney Clara, an award-winning writer, filmmaker, game developer, marketing director, streamer, and avid weird-internet consumer; Game Designer & Developer Josh Hirshfield, an award-winning game designer, developer, and 3D technical artist; and 3D Character Artist Demetri Sofides, who specializes in unconventional and critically acclaimed small-scale indie games and award-nominated educational projects and, perhaps most importantly, is the artist who designed the guy in Strange Scaffold’s Clickolding.
Together, CMY2K makes strange, memorable games with something to say, preferably while making players ask, “Who let them make this?” They are currently working on their first title, Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE™, the world’s first asymmetric multiplayer arena stealth shooter urination simulation.
Website: http://cmy2k.net
Discord: https://peevpee.gg
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/cmy2k.games
TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@cmy2k
Twitter/X: https://twitter.com/heycmy2k
YouTube: https://youtube.com/@cmy2k
