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Goat Simulator: Remastered Review

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Nov 14, 2024

I’m gonna be honest, I did not like Goat Simulator when it first came out – it just didn’t resonate with me at the time, and the bugs and lack of structure were the frustrating elements that had me putting my controller down for good on it. It was 2014, a simpler time, and the internet roared with laughter at the sheer ridiculousness of becoming a four-legged menace. That said, I ended up loving Goat Simulator 3, the second game in the series as it fixed nearly everything I didn’t like about the original. Ten years later on from the original release, Goat Simulator: Remastered, a spruced-up version of the original with all the DLC bundled in. Goat Simulator: Remastered still suffers from a lot of the quibbles of that game’s core design, but I have to admit that I find it a little more endearing this time around, and it’s udder nonsense of a game.